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When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are
Like i really don’t understand the male species sometimes
THIS IS THE FUCKING PICTURE HE’S REFERRING TO SOMEONE SEND HELP
I pass this salon in queens everyday and I never noticed the guy in the picture
ITS CHACE FUCKING CRAWFORD
Leonardo i think ur full of shit because Nate Archibald would never set foot in queens
in me mums uterus…… womb womb
GET OUT ME VAG
What! that’s crazy, don’t be nervous at all. I love talking to new people, so come off private :) I’m sure the age thing wont matter to me, stuff like that usually doesn’t. Now I’m super excited and which means you have to message me off anon. You can’t just get my hopes up and send them crashing down lol
he said rawr as he bust a nut
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
The Power of Pine-Sol
LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE
a cleaning product being advertised at men? I LOVE IT!
Can we please talk about this?
HOLY MATTHEW LEWIS WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
Holy Matthew Lewis
I love this site..
"Embarrassing moments, let me think… Well - I’ve done a bit of dancing now; but whenever you see like a dancing scene in a film that’s in like a club, it’s really weird to do because you don’t have any music. What they’ll do in the beginning is they’ll play 5 seconds of music at the volume that it would be in a club… so that everyone’s dancing to like different songs and different rhythms and everyone’s like making it up in their own head… So that was the closest I got to embarrassment and you can see it on my face"
- Daniel Radcliffe dancing in What If